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Wally trying to get fired

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Panel 1Dilbert: “Uh… Wally, you’re wearing only underwear at work.”Wally: “I’m trying to get fired.” Panel 2Wally: “The company layoff plan is very generous. I’ll get a big pile of money if they ask me to leave.” Panel 3Wally: “This has given me a degree of freedom in dealing with local management.”(Wally puts his underwear over the pointy hair … Read more

That’s One Darn Sarcastic Kid We’re Raising

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Panel 1Dad: “Honey, have you seen my glasses? I can’t find them anywhere.”Mom: “I haven’t seen them.” Panel 2(Dad stands with hands on hips. Calvin sits nearby, looking up.) Panel 3Calvin: “Calvin, go do something you hate! Being miserable builds character!”(Dad realizes Calvin is imitating him.) Panel 4Dad: “OK, the voice was a little funny, but that’s still one … Read more

… And a Checkmark for Tuesday

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Panel 1(Calvin walks along banging a pot with a spoon.)Sound effects: BANG CLANG WHANG Panel 2(He keeps going, still clanging the pot.)Sound effects: ZANG PANG BLANG Panel 3Calvin’s Dad (yelling): “Will you stop that awful racket?! You’re driving me crazy!”(Calvin looks up at him, holding the pot and spoon.) Panel 4(Calvin smiles and makes a mark on a … Read more

And I love you, too

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Panel 1Narration (Garfield thinking): “Mothers equate love with food. When they feed you they’re saying, ‘I love you.’” Panel 2Jon’s mom (handing food): “Eat, eat, eat.” Panel 3Garfield (thinking, while eating): “And I love you, too.”

We’re kind of stupid that way

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Panel 1Calvin: “So long, Pop! I’m off to check my tiger trap!”Dad: (working on something, looks on) Panel 2Calvin: “I rigged a tuna fish sandwich yesterday, so I’m sure to have a tiger by now!” Panel 3Dad: “They like tuna fish, huh?”Calvin: “Tigers will do anything for a tuna fish sandwich!” Panel 4(Hobbes is hanging … Read more