Chumble Spuzz

it saves your teeth undue wear and tear!

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Panel 1Calvin: “Want to see a great idea in action?” Panel 2Calvin: “First you drink half the milk in your thermos. That leaves enough room so you can wad the rest of your lunch in there. See, here goes my jelly sandwich and a banana!” Panel 3Calvin: “Let it soak for a minute, then shake … Read more

Wally trying to get fired

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Panel 1Dilbert: “Uh… Wally, you’re wearing only underwear at work.”Wally: “I’m trying to get fired.” Panel 2Wally: “The company layoff plan is very generous. I’ll get a big pile of money if they ask me to leave.” Panel 3Wally: “This has given me a degree of freedom in dealing with local management.”(Wally puts his underwear over the pointy hair … Read more

That’s One Darn Sarcastic Kid We’re Raising

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Panel 1Dad: “Honey, have you seen my glasses? I can’t find them anywhere.”Mom: “I haven’t seen them.” Panel 2(Dad stands with hands on hips. Calvin sits nearby, looking up.) Panel 3Calvin: “Calvin, go do something you hate! Being miserable builds character!”(Dad realizes Calvin is imitating him.) Panel 4Dad: “OK, the voice was a little funny, but that’s still one … Read more

… And a Checkmark for Tuesday

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Panel 1(Calvin walks along banging a pot with a spoon.)Sound effects: BANG CLANG WHANG Panel 2(He keeps going, still clanging the pot.)Sound effects: ZANG PANG BLANG Panel 3Calvin’s Dad (yelling): “Will you stop that awful racket?! You’re driving me crazy!”(Calvin looks up at him, holding the pot and spoon.) Panel 4(Calvin smiles and makes a mark on a … Read more

And I love you, too

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Panel 1Narration (Garfield thinking): “Mothers equate love with food. When they feed you they’re saying, ‘I love you.’” Panel 2Jon’s mom (handing food): “Eat, eat, eat.” Panel 3Garfield (thinking, while eating): “And I love you, too.”

We’re kind of stupid that way

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Panel 1Calvin: “So long, Pop! I’m off to check my tiger trap!”Dad: (working on something, looks on) Panel 2Calvin: “I rigged a tuna fish sandwich yesterday, so I’m sure to have a tiger by now!” Panel 3Dad: “They like tuna fish, huh?”Calvin: “Tigers will do anything for a tuna fish sandwich!” Panel 4(Hobbes is hanging … Read more