Dilbert

Panel 1Boss: “When you engineer our new mobile phone product, make sure you adhere to the BSB design principle.” Panel 2Dilbert: “BSB?”Boss: “Beautiful, Slippery, Brittle.” Panel 3Dilbert: “Isn’t that sort of evil?”Boss: “It isn’t our fault if customers don’t buy an ugly case.”

Catbert: Evil HR director I’m starting an employee skills database. Question: Is this the first step in moving everyone to jobs they don’t want? No, no, no… The first step was when I laughed myself fuzzy thinking about it.

Panel 1Dilbert: “Why are you sending me to teach COBOL to the Elbonians? Wally is the one who knows COBOL, not me.” Panel 2Boss: “Wally said he’s busy that day.”Dilbert: “Can’t you reschedule the class?” Panel 3Boss: “Okay… does tomorrow work for you?”Dilbert (shouting, frustrated): “You’re solving the wrong problem!”

Panel 1Dilbert: “Uh… Wally, you’re wearing only underwear at work.”Wally: “I’m trying to get fired.” Panel 2Wally: “The company layoff plan is very generous. I’ll get a big pile of money if they ask me to leave.” Panel 3Wally: “This has given me a degree of freedom in dealing with local management.”(Wally puts his underwear over the pointy hair … Read more