That’s One Darn Sarcastic Kid We’re Raising

Panel 1
Dad: “Honey, have you seen my glasses? I can’t find them anywhere.”
Mom: “I haven’t seen them.”

Panel 2
(Dad stands with hands on hips. Calvin sits nearby, looking up.)

Panel 3
Calvin: “Calvin, go do something you hate! Being miserable builds character!”
(Dad realizes Calvin is imitating him.)

Panel 4
Dad: “OK, the voice was a little funny, but that’s still one darn sarcastic kid we’re raising.”
(Mom is laughing on the couch.)